Stranger: hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: =)
Stranger: how are you?
You: Excellen
You: *Excellent
Stranger: t
Stranger: so.. where are you from?
You: I am from a hidden woods deep in Alaska
Stranger: oh nice
You: How about you
Stranger: ''a hidden woods'' though?
Stranger: i'm from sweden
You: it is hidden
You: Well how are the swedes
Stranger: i know, but you can't put an a before a plural
Stranger: the swedish people are very well
Stranger: other than
Stranger: the ones with cancer
You: Ah I see
You: You hate Cancerous
You: *people
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i can't say i hate them lol
Stranger: i'm just saying they're probably not doing wlel
You: Ah then you dislike cancer and the people it infects
You: Then why bring them up
You: I can say that about any place
Stranger: so where are you from really?
You: The Alaskan Woods
Stranger: asia?
You: Alaskan woods
Stranger: don't americans say forrest and not woods
You: No they say both
You: Which is my sexual orientation
You: Both male and female
Stranger: you're a moron
You: And you are a judge of people
Stranger: yep and my court is ruthless!
Stranger: you are getting life
You: Well at least my penis and Vagina can keep eachother company in jail forever
You: or at least until I die
Stranger: why do you capitalise vagina
You: Its better than penis
Stranger: right
Stranger: so where were you born?
You: Well if you had both you would understand
You: and I was born here in Alaska
Stranger: shut up your english is awful
You: tell me now
You: Do you think I care what some random stranger online who I met less than 5 minutes ago thinks of my english.
Stranger: probably not
You: Do you think I care if I use a period or a question mark?
Stranger: no i don't
You: Excellent your learning tolerance
Stranger: that's all wrong
You: Oh how do you reach that conclusion?
Stranger: and i was never referring to punctuation
You: I kno
Stranger: i was referring to grammar
You: I is aare of ur talkin bout meh gramma
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i think this is all a really bad joke
You: Were you taking this all seriously?
Stranger: no of course not
You: I as under the impression that the very thought of talking with random strangers online meant that it is not a serious occassion
You: hence Random and Strangers
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you're right
You: See
You: Now you have learned a valuable life lesson
You: By the Male Female Alaskan Woods sage
Stranger: hermaphrodite btw
You: Yes I know the word
You: You don't need to be the english master to understand grammar
Stranger: but you can never be both sexes
You: I know
You: But you can have both parts
Stranger: not functioning
Stranger: it's one or thing other
You: Oh ho do you kno
Stranger: or the other*
You: Is it that you are also a hermaphrodite
Stranger: lol it's that i know stuff
You: and that you feel the pain that we all do who have this affliction
You: and is it possible that this "stuff" this text book un practical knowledge makes you able to judge now not only random people online but Every Hermaphrodite?
Stranger: well it's just basic human biology
You: Basic Biology says there are no Hermaphrodites
You: "Basic" biology that which is Biology without the advanced which is the non normal states that is not possble
You: *possible
Stranger: you either have ovaries or testicles, and you either have a vulva or a ball sack the structures come from the same precursor tissues
Stranger: you can't have both full working it doesn't work like that
You: In your world maybe not
You: In your human biology everything has a place and fits reality without too much variation I don't think so it wouldn't work
Stranger: lol what does that even mean
You: I don't know Mr. Master of everything reasonable and that makes sense.
You: Or does your sense of superiority demand I call you My Liege
Stranger: lol
Stranger: were you calling me Mr. Master?
You: I believe thats what I wrote but ill put it down again since you can't scroll up the page and read it
You: You: I don't know Mr. Master of everything reasonable and that makes sense.
Stranger: well i'm a girl btw
You: Should that change my opinion of you?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: i'm just letting you know
Stranger: because you thought i was a guy
You: Why would that matter if you didn't either want shock value or want to prove my grammar wrong again
You: You: I don't know Mr. Master of everything reasonable and that makes sense.
You: That comes up again
Stranger: lol okay
You: Oh no more comebacks
You: No more snappy hate my grammar sentences
You: I feel like I won a medal
Stranger: not i'm just struggling to make sense of anything you say, i don't know how to respond to things that don't make any sense
You: You: I don't know Mr. Master of everything reasonable and that makes sense.
You: I guess you no longer deserve that epithet
Stranger: yawn
You: Yawning? or rather stating Yawn. I guess Your sexism and attitude towards men in general has turned you on the Lesbian path of life and away from people you think are idiots which in cases in most of your women is "All men"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: brilliant
Stranger: no i have a boyfriend
Stranger: and yes i did just answer your obviously idiotic post with a serious answer
You: Does this boyfriend now that not only do you hate cancer patients but you get on random sites and probably flirt with random men you will never meet again and know what you grammar nazi your way out of every bedroom with grammar?
You: OR wouuld I be closer in the ballpark to say since im hitting a chord or a button as it called now that you are getting defensive and trying to insult me back
Stranger: i'm hardly a grammar Nazi
You: Do I need to pull up logs from this chat to prove my point
Stranger: sure
You: Because its a clear point
You: You: Excellen
You: *Excellent
Stranger: t
You: You: I am from a hidden woods deep in Alaska
Stranger: oh nice
You: How about you
Stranger: ''a hidden woods'' though?
Stranger: i'm from sweden
You: it is hidden
You: Well how are the swedes
Stranger: i know, but you can't put an a before a plural
Stranger: i was being kind and finishing it for you
Stranger: it's not the same
Stranger: i'm not picking at urs and your you're
Stranger: i'm just making a point that some of the stuff you say is very wrong
You: Stranger: don't americans say forrest and not woods
Stranger: often not making any sense
Stranger: that's not nothing to do with grammar
Stranger: got
You: Stranger: why do you capitalise vagina
You: Stranger: shut up your english is awful
Stranger: stop being such a fucking faggot
Stranger: well that's because you were saying you were an american
You: Oh im sorry I was doing what you told me to do and bringing it all up what you said as a grammar nazi
Stranger: when your english wasn't good enough ot be one
You: Or did you mean don't do it
You: Like the sexist you are
You: I wasn't paying attention to you and I bet that just grinds your gears and pisses you off
Stranger: yep i can't stand not having all of the attention from all of the random internet dorks
You: Now that youve admitted your problem ill go find your other grammar nazi moments
Stranger: Nazi shpuld be capitalised by the way
You: Stranger: were you calling me Mr. Master?
You: I believe thats what I wrote but ill put it down again since you can't scroll up the page and read it
You: You: I don't know Mr. Master of everything reasonable and that makes sense.
Stranger: well i'm a girl btw
Stranger: lol that's not anything to do with grammar
Stranger: do you even know what grammar is
You: I don't?
You: Should I bring up all the other times youve judged people in this talk
Stranger: you got a fact wrong, i corrected you
You: or just the times you judged me?
You: is it a fact if I got it wrong?
Stranger: who else have i judged?
You: Stranger: i know, but you can't put an a before a plural
Stranger: the swedish people are very well
Stranger: other than
Stranger: the ones with cancer
You: Ah I see
You: You hate Cancerous
You: *people
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol you idiot
Stranger: i never said i hate people with cancer
You: Oh I think thats another judgement
Stranger: i said people with cancer probably aren't feeling great
You: Judgement In my opinion
Stranger: i bet some miserable guy like you would be over the moon to be diagnosed with cancer
You: Oh I suppose since I said Opinion your going to tell me what that means?
You: Do you honestly think we are arguing
Stranger: no
Stranger: my heart isn't in it
You: do you think in my life I actually care that some probably not even a girl got on here and started telling me things and telling me I would be sad if I got cancer?
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: why would you
You: Then why do you so obvisouly assume I do
Stranger: probably not even a girl?? lol
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i don't
Stranger: would would anyone care
You: Then why do you respond so immediatly and so negatively
Stranger: it's teh internet
You: and why do you keep trying to tell me things I don't care about
You: unless -gives shocked face- YOU CARE ABOUT ARGUING WITH ME!
Stranger: did you know there is a squid which is immortal
You: Why yes
You: I already knew that and how it works and why it is
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well i have to think of more stuff that you have no interest in
Stranger: did you know green isn't a colour?
You: I can tell you are focusing hard
You: if your actually devoting thought to this
Stranger: clearly not
You: and no I didn't hear something about green not being a color because thats complete bull shit
Stranger: lol
You: And yeah really your not thinking then why did you say you had to think
You: Hmmmm something isn't adding up
You: its because....YOUR NOT TELLING THE COMPLETE TRUTH TO ME HERE!
Stranger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx0fy-9NWFg&feature=player_embeddedYou: Oh going on Youtube for me
You: how nice
You:
http://lemonparty.orgStranger: no way i'm going on that
You: So because your a girl im supposed to trust and go to your link
You: and because im a hermaphrodite you don't trust mine
Stranger: it's youtube
You: Its lemonparty
Stranger: what's that
You: my link
Stranger: i get the feeling i'll get a face full of cock or something disgusting
You: Oh is cock bad
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i googled it
Stranger: thanks for that
You: Lol couldn't trust me enough to go huh
Stranger: and i was right
You: wow sexist
Stranger: yep
You: finally admitted it huh
Stranger: yep
Stranger: all i want to do it cut off every mans penis
Stranger: and eat them
You: Thats pretty mean and bitchy of you
Stranger: no
Stranger: it's what needs to be done
You: Oh wow
You: You really want to go that far
You: You want to end humanity to prove a point
You: what does that say other than bitch
Stranger: nope the women will be prepared, artificial insemination will be fine
You: Really
Stranger: we'll clone sperm
Stranger: and make a perfect race
Stranger: all male babies will be incinerated
You: And you said you weren't sexist lol
You: and you said you weren't a lesbian to?
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i'm such a lesbian
You: want me to ignore you and piss you off again and get where your not contraditcting yourself
Stranger: you can do as you please
You: oh finally giving up the fire are you
Stranger: i'm watching videos
You: Then disconnect and move on with life
You: Go get your perfect race
Stranger: i'm already part of the master race anyway
You: and you said no Nazi to?
Stranger: i'm an aryan girl
Stranger: that's for sure
Stranger: but Nazis were different to what i am preposing
You: Contradiction I smell
You: I don't really care
You: you are so stupid that it doesn't matter waht kind of fake plan your making just to try and piss me off
Stranger: why do you think i care what you think
You: I don't
You: Ive said I don't a long time now
You: and you have been pretty dense if you didn't get it
Stranger: how can you not tell that i'm joking
You: How can you not tell that I don't give two shits
You: I mean really
Stranger: i can
Stranger: it's the internet
Stranger: who cares
You: I know
You: I don't care
You: at all
You: so please stop making me say that
Stranger: no i know you care
You: ohhhh wow someone thinks they know me
Stranger: yeah i know you very well
Stranger: you've got 2 sisters
Stranger: you were abused as a child
Stranger: it was your father
Stranger: so you've been raised by a single mother
Stranger: you lack a male figure growing up
You: lol
You: wrong
Stranger: so you sometimes get mistaken for being a homosexual
Stranger: you enjoy sex with your dog
You: Mhm thats me
Stranger: you think it's come tastes more like snot than chocolate sauce (like your sister told you)
You: cum is spelled with a u not an ome
Stranger: it's not a real word
You: Oh really so because you heard someone say it and can't find it in an a online dictionary its not a real word
Stranger: it's ~slang~ it can be spelt however you wish
Stranger: yep i was baffled when it wasn't in the dictionary
You: You know I think that story you said about me
You: I think its really you
You: and that your not a girl
Stranger: yes it was my childhood!
You: and you want an escape from life
You: and so you go online and pretend to have a boyfriend and try and annoy people
Stranger: lol
You: how about that am I in the ballpark with that one