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[18:12:10] Akuma : wb mate
[18:12:11] @ The Hirumian : There we go
[18:12:12] Shinjou : ..
[18:12:19] @ Shinji : Taking care of the evidence?
[18:12:22] @ Shinji : I see. xD
[18:12:26] Akuma : wtf was that Hiru? xD
[18:12:33] Kyrie. : lol
[18:12:34] Akuma : Nvm then
[18:12:36] Emi : Kyrie seems to be the only one I can trust here. ; w ;
[18:12:47] * Emi clings to Kyrie.
[18:12:54] Akuma : *sits waiting for something interesting to happen
[18:12:55] @ Shinji : Well, she's the only girl here, Emi.
[18:13:08] @ Shinji : Other than yourself.
[18:13:17] Emi : I should totally just become a man..
[18:13:22] Emi : Then I wouldn't get this treatment.. <3
[18:13:26] Emi : AH THE LIFE OF A MAN.
[18:13:30] Emi : EATING KFC AND PLAYING GAMES ALL DAY.
[18:13:31] Emi : * w *
[18:13:32] @ Shinji : Then grow a little stick down under. XDD
[18:13:38] Emi : I can't.
[18:13:40] Akuma : xD
[18:13:41] Emi : It's impossible.
[18:13:46] Emi : Trust me, I tried to grow a beard once.
[18:13:54] Emi : But my womanly face doesn't grow hair. D:
[18:13:55] @ Shinji : Lawl.
[18:13:55] Kyrie. : lol
[18:13:58] Akuma : Say WHAT?! O_o
[18:14:06] Akuma : roflmao
[18:14:07] Kyrie. : omg my bus driver is a girl and has a beard
[18:14:12] @ The Hirumian : LOLMAO
[18:14:15] @ Shinji : Just cut your boobs.
[18:14:15] Emi : ...
[18:14:17] Emi : Holy crap.
[18:14:17] Akuma : Ugly chick O_o
[18:14:18] Kyrie. : its like really creepy
[18:14:20] Emi : But..
[18:14:27] @ The Hirumian : my english teacher who is a woman has a moustache
[18:14:31] Kyrie. : if you get rid of your boobs can I have them
[18:14:38] Emi : Nooo! D:
[18:14:41] Akuma : Kyrie xD
[18:14:42] Emi : My dogs like my breasts. ; w ;
[18:14:50] @ Shinji : Lawl.
[18:14:53] Akuma : Uhhhhh
[18:14:54] @ Shinji : You're dogs are pigs XDD
[18:15:00] Akuma : Bestiality xD
[18:15:02] Kyrie. : O.o
[18:15:02] Emi : They are. <3
[18:15:08] @ Shinji : Those mother fuckers are copping a feel. xDD
[18:15:11] Emi : They just like to headbutt them and all that jazz.
[18:15:11] Emi : :'D
[18:15:24] @ Shinji : XDDDDDDD
[18:15:28] Akuma : Who doesn't? xD
[18:15:30] * Emi snuggles Kyrie. <3
[18:15:45] Kyrie. : my dog is a female and does that to me
[18:16:02] Akuma : Yer dog is les O_o
[18:16:06] Akuma : Sweet xD
[18:16:15] Emi : My hamster bit my breast once..
[18:16:15] * Kyrie. snuggels Emi back
[18:16:18] Emi : That fucking hurt..
[18:16:30] Kyrie. : owwww
[18:16:34] Emi : My friend was like, "OMG, PUT IT ON YOUR BREASTS, I BET IT CAN STILL WALK!"
[18:16:40] Akuma : Biting breast does hurt O-O
[18:16:43] Emi : I was stupid enough to listen to him. ; w ;
[18:16:53] Emi : And my hamster was all, "HOLYFUCKWOMAN *BITE*"
[18:16:55] Akuma : He fancies you xD
[18:17:09] Emi : But.. He's gay.. D:
[18:17:10] Akuma : The boy not the hamster LOL
[18:17:19] Kyrie. : thats why no animals go near mine
[18:17:20] Emi : My hamster is a dude too. u ~ u
[18:17:23] @ Shinji : Lawl.
[18:17:50] Emi : I remember I was on a running machine earlier this year.. xD
[18:17:55] Akuma : 1234 males, 2 female xD
[18:18:08] Emi : And my dog jumped up and managed to yank the 'safety-cord' out and bust it.
[18:18:16] Emi : So it wouldn't go off.
[18:18:20] Emi : And instead it just sped up.
[18:18:22] @ Shinji : Lmao.
[18:18:28] Emi : And I went flying and scabbed my tummy and breasts. ; w ;
[18:18:30] Akuma : LOL!
[18:18:32] Emi : I thought they'd scar!
[18:18:34] Emi : I PANICKED. D:
[18:18:35] @ Shinji : XD

[18:18:32] Emi : I thought they'd scar!
[18:18:34] Emi : I PANICKED. D:
[18:18:35] @ Shinji : XD
[18:18:35] Emi : But no.
[18:18:39] Emi : They're fine. :'D
[18:18:42] Emi : My pride and joy was almost gone.
[18:18:47] Akuma : Scars are hot, no worries
[18:18:54] Emi : I've got plenty of scars.
[18:19:02] Akuma : *¬*
[18:19:02] Emi : Legs, arms, inbetween my thighs.
[18:19:03] Emi : On my neck.
[18:19:06] Emi : Under my breast.
[18:19:08] Emi : On my back.
[18:19:16] Kyrie. : dang
[18:19:21] @ Shinji : I have a scar above my left eye.
[18:19:23] Akuma : Do not do that! xD
[18:19:38] @ Shinji : Got it when I was playing around with a friend of mine.
[18:19:39] Akuma : I got one motherfcker of a scar(s)
[18:19:51] @ Shinji : Running on slippery grass then slipping and landing on cement hurts.
[18:19:52] Emi : I got the scar under my breast because of a fork.
[18:20:04] Kyrie. : can I ask how?
[18:20:08] Akuma : Ah, rough foreplay? xD
[18:20:09] Emi : My sister was all, "YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID- *STAB*"
[18:20:15] * Emi whacks Akuma.
[18:20:19] @ Shinji : BURN!!!
[18:20:22] Emi : Because I called her fat.
[18:20:24] Akuma : Owie...
[18:20:26] Emi : Because she took my super. >:v
[18:20:30] Shinjou : .
[18:20:30] @ Shinji : My sister has never gone that far.
[18:20:35] @ Shinji : She might've pinched my like hell.
[18:20:42] @ Shinji : *me
[18:20:52] Akuma : < So glad he's an only child now
[18:20:57] Emi : Nah, my family is full of psychos. xD
[18:21:04] Emi : I've had knives thrown at me.
[18:21:13] Emi : I've had pans, boots, and all that thrown at me too.
[18:21:16] Emi : I've even had my dog thrown at me.
[18:21:16] Akuma : SAY WHAT!? O-o
[18:21:21] Emi : Because he pissed on my mother's bed.
[18:21:27] Emi : And she was all, "TAKE YOUR MUTT! *THROW*"
[18:21:32] Kyrie. : my sisteer was crazy too
[18:21:45] @ Shinji : Well, I remember one of my friends was chased with a knife.
[18:21:46] Emi : But anyway.. :'D
[18:21:47] @ Shinji : By me.
[18:21:50] Akuma : She...threw the dog... *eyebrow twitch*
[18:21:53] @ Shinji : Haha, it was funny at that time.
[18:22:03] Kyrie. : I have hadd al of my animals thrown at me
[18:22:10] @ Shinji : Well, not really me, but it was partially my fault.
[18:22:24] Akuma : I whacked my friend with a gun because she scared a pheasant xD
[18:22:36] @ Shinji : My dog Kiara gets grounded at my room all the time.
[18:22:40] Emi : I've been whipped by a horse whip.
[18:22:41] Akuma : Yes I know
[18:22:42] Kyrie. : dog, cat, hampster, gold fish, and chicken
[18:22:44] @ Shinji : But she doesn't get thrown.
[18:22:56] Akuma : Emi, you must be made of steel O_o
[18:22:58] Kyrie. : kinky Emi
[18:23:02] Kyrie. : jk
[18:23:02] Emi : I am.
[18:23:04] @ Shinji : Yup.
[18:23:06] Emi : Seriously, I can take a hit. xD
[18:23:08] @ Shinji : Kinky xDD
[18:23:17] Emi : But me and my friends found it while walking my dog.
[18:23:26] Emi : And Louise thought it would be funny to take it home.
[18:23:26] Akuma : *hugs Emi* Yay! My long-lost sister! xd
[18:23:37] @ Shinji : Lmao.
[18:23:38] @ The Hirumian : Emi, I want to headbutt your bewbs too
[18:23:38] Emi : And once we got back to my house, she like whipped it off my legs, arms, ass and chest. D:
[18:23:39] @ The Hirumian : XD
[18:23:40] Emi : EVEN MY NECK.
[18:23:46] Emi : .. o /////////// o
[18:23:47] @ Shinji : I thought your long lost sister was yourself, Akuma.
[18:23:53] * Emi clings to Akuma.
[18:23:56] Emi : WELL THEN.
[18:24:02] Akuma : *Whacks Shinji with Emi*
[18:24:04] Emi : PROTECT THIS LONG-LOST SISTER FROM PERVERTS. ; /// ;
[18:24:18] @ Shinji : Lmao.

18:31:19] @ Shinji : What division are you, Neanderthal?
[18:31:38] Akuma : 3rd (I think) xD
[18:31:49] Kyrie. : lol
[18:31:55] Akuma : Ask Zero, he knows -_-
[18:32:30] @ The Hirumian : Shinji -glares-
[18:32:39] @ The Hirumian : Do I have to go in my ^^ mode?
[18:32:54] Akuma : your ^^ mode? xD
[18:32:57] @ Shinji : Uh, say what?
[18:33:00] Emi : ... o - o ?
[18:33:07] Emi : NO MORE VIOLENCE! D:
[18:33:11] Akuma : Wha! My name's Blue O-o
[18:33:16] Akuma : Sweet xD
[18:33:31] Emi : My name is a cuter color..
[18:33:43] Kyrie. : it is
[18:33:44] Akuma : My charrie isn't cute so it dun matter
[18:33:49] Akuma : xD
[18:34:13] Kyrie. : why do the lieutenants have such an ugly cloror
[18:34:16] Akuma : My charrie, at some point, is going to end up like Mayuri -_-"
[18:34:33] Emi : My charrie is.. erm..
[18:34:34] Akuma : It's not ugly if you dun have it! Q-Q
[18:34:40] Emi : WELL I WAS PLANNING ON MAKING EMIKO A MILF.
[18:34:43] Emi : BUT THEN I DECIDED NOT TO.
[18:34:50] @ Shinji : Lmao.
[18:35:17] Emi : Because then people would eventually start calling her a hag!
[18:35:22] Emi : But she does act like a mother. ; w ;
[18:35:28] Kyrie. : lol
[18:35:43] Akuma : I'll get Lieutenant if Zero says yeah...no answer means no?
[18:35:53] Akuma : Dun mind me, I'm brooding sourly
[18:36:40] Shinjou : I have to go see you all later.
[18:36:41] Shinjou is Disconnected on Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:36 pm
[18:36:59] Akuma : bb Shinjo? O_o
[18:37:07] Emi : o w o?
[18:37:12] Kyrie. : oh yea I was expose to be posting
[18:37:20] @ Shinji : Sayonara, my goodie two shoes twin.
[18:37:37] Akuma : Shinji is her twin...O_O
[18:37:48] Akuma : There's no way that's a fcking coincidence O_o
[18:38:07] @ Shinji : Yes, we have the same nickname.
[18:38:10] @ Shinji : Shin and Shin.
[18:38:15] @ Shinji : He's the goodie two shoes.
[18:38:23] @ Shinji : I'm the handsome rogue. xD
[18:38:37] Akuma : Bah, you reflect the arrogance of the Quincy. xD
[18:38:46] Akuma has been kicked by Shinji
[18:38:55] Emi : Handsome?
[18:38:56] Akuma has joined the chat on Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:38 pm
[18:38:57] @ Shinji : Say that again.
[18:38:57] Kyrie. : lol
[18:38:58] * Emi gigglesnorts.
[18:38:59] @ Shinji : I dare you.
[18:39:14] Akuma : You dare me?
[18:39:23] @ Shinji : I am gonna kill you along with Linkin in a few minutes, Akuma.
[18:39:35] Akuma : Linkin Park? O-o
[18:39:36] @ Shinji : In times like this.
[18:39:40] @ Shinji : Linkin is helpful.
[18:39:44] @ Shinji : Nope.
[18:39:48] Akuma : Linkin is who?
[18:39:48] @ Shinji : Linkin Cleft.
[18:39:57] Akuma : OP Moderator charrie -_-
[18:40:17] @ Shinji : Huh? Watcha say?
[18:40:33] Akuma : You 'eard
[18:40:42] Emi : Oh lord..
[18:40:57] Emi : LOOK EVERYONE, KYRIE HAS BREASTS!
[18:40:57] Akuma : Emi's getting nervous
[18:41:04] @ Shinji : Okay, time to kill you, Akuma.
[18:41:09] Akuma : Emi's getting turned on O_o
[18:41:09] Emi : (thisistotallynotmetryingtochangethetopic)
[18:41:16] @ Shinji : But I wanna wait for you to become Lt.
[18:41:29] Akuma : Why~?
[18:41:35] @ Shinji : That way I get 200 points for killing you.
[18:41:36] Clyde has been disconnected the Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:41 pm (session timeout)
[18:41:49] Akuma : A Quincy would be at a disadvantage against Suman O_o
[18:41:51] Kyrie. : loook everyone Emi has really big boobs
[18:42:00] Emi : ASDISIJ!
[18:42:01] Akuma : <.< >.>
[18:42:05] * Emi squeals and covers chest.
[18:42:14] Emi : KYRIE HAS WET BOUNCY BREASTS! DX
[18:42:17] @ Shinji : Which avatar is hotter?
[18:42:21] @ Shinji : Emi's or Kyrie's?
[18:42:29] Akuma : Lemme Seee!!!!
[18:42:33] @ Shinji : Kyrie, post, please Xd
[18:42:44] Kyrie. : no emi that was yesterday
[18:42:48] Emi : Emi has about 17 avatars. u~u
[18:42:54] Kyrie. : oh yea I forgot about that
[18:42:56] Emi : Oh yeah. ;D
[18:43:06] Emi : So I'll meet you in the pool later on today, eh, Kyrie? ;3
[18:43:09] Akuma : Akumachecks out Emi's avatar*
[18:43:22] Kyrie. : alright
[18:43:37] Akuma : Shameful! A daughter of the Suman house should not be so...aluring O_o
[18:43:37] Emi : WOOT. BIKINI POOL FIGHT! <3
[18:43:53] * Emi rips off clothes and puts on bikini.
[18:43:54] Emi : Ne?
[18:43:56] Kyrie. : YESSS
[18:44:00] @ The Hirumian : I have about 300 avatars on my computer
[18:44:10] @ The Hirumian : I had about 2000 in my old computer
[18:44:13] * Emi bounces around.
[18:44:24] Akuma : I need someone to draw Suman properly for me... T^T
[18:44:29] Emi : Oh snap.
[18:44:37] * Kyrie. startes at Emi
[18:44:42] Emi : ...
[18:44:48] Emi : KYRIE, STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR EYES!
[18:44:50] Emi : ; /////////// ;
[18:44:54] Akuma : What?
[18:45:09] @ Shinji : Lmao.
[18:45:12] Kyrie. : lol but I just cant help it
[18:45:18] Akuma : *Puts on the X-Ray Specs* Mon dieu... that's a nice pair O_o
[18:45:22] Emi : ...
[18:45:24] Emi : ASDJISJDJASI!
[18:45:37] * Emi flees, stumbles, trips, and has a wardrobe malfunction.
[18:45:38] Akuma : *Passes them to Shinji* Check 'em out
[18:45:40] Emi : ; w ;
[18:45:53] * Shinji tacklesnuggles Kyrie
[18:46:09] * Shinji takes a look at them then passes it to Sten
[18:46:11] Akuma : Akuma tacklesnuggles Emi
[18:46:24] * Emi squeals. DX
[18:46:26] @ Shinji : This is what happens when there is a shortage of girls.
[18:46:27] * Emi punts.
[18:46:42] Akuma : My Emi :3
[18:46:50] Emi : ... EMI BELONGS TO NO MAN! D8<
[18:46:53] * Emi pimp-pans.
[18:47:01] Emi : I am my own woman!
[18:47:09] Kyrie. : exactly she belongs to me jk
[18:47:13] Akuma : I can't possess you anyway
[18:47:24] * Shinji punches Akuma
[18:47:26] Akuma : I like my nuts too much xD
[18:47:29] Emi : Oh Kyrie, you know you can have me anytime, and anywhere you want. ;D
[18:47:36] @ Shinji : Kyrie, you're mine, right?
[18:47:37] Akuma : Ow wtf was that for?
[18:47:51] * Emi punts Shinji.
[18:47:52] * The Hirumian takes the X-Ray glasses and doesn't look at the tits... but the lower region
[18:47:53] * Shinji falcon punches Akuma
[18:47:55] * The Hirumian grins
[18:48:02] Emi : ...
[18:48:04] @ Shinji : Lmao.
[18:48:06] Emi : . ////////////////////////////////// .
[18:48:06] * Kyrie. govers up Emi
[18:48:10] * Emi slaps Hiru.
[18:48:10] @ Shinji : The lower region is fine too.
[18:48:11] Kyrie. : she is all mine
[18:48:13] @ The Hirumian : I'm kidding...
[18:48:19] Akuma : WHAT THE FCK IS GOING ON!? O_O
[18:48:23] * Emi clings to Kyrie and snuggles against breasts and sobs.
[18:48:26] @ Shinji : And you're mine, Kyrie.
[18:48:28] * The Hirumian breaks the glasses in two
[18:48:33] @ Shinji : STFU, Akuma.
[18:48:33] Akuma : I getting punched every five seconds!
[18:48:34] Emi : ; ///// ;
[18:48:40] @ Shinji : You'll break the spell. XDD
[18:48:49] * Shinji punches Akuma again
[18:48:53] Akuma : *Does the Cobra stare*

[00:21:15] @ Shinji : For real?
[00:21:23] @ The Hirumian : added
[00:21:37] Emi : Yup, for real.
[00:21:50] @ Shinji : Added.
[00:21:52] Ryusaki Toketsu : o.o
[00:22:01] Emi : o w o TWO ADDS? >8D
[00:22:03] Emi : I feel epic now.
[00:23:18] Shinjou : I get adds from all kinds of random peoples.
[00:23:42] Emi : xD
[00:23:45] Emi : I don't. ; w ;
[00:23:47] Emi : I JUST MADE A NEW MSN. D:
[00:24:17] Ryusaki Toketsu : hmm
[00:24:24] Ryusaki Toketsu : are there any captain spots open?
[00:25:31] @ Shinji : Yup.
[00:25:44] @ Shinji : Ryusaki, I am talking to you on AD right now, I think.
[00:26:57] Ryusaki Toketsu : lol
[00:27:10] Clyde has joined the chat on Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:27 am
[00:27:21] Clyde : hey guys
[00:27:23] @ Shinji : Ey, Clyde.
[00:27:28] Ryusaki Toketsu : hello
[00:27:31] Ryusaki Toketsu : you could be
[00:27:34] Ryusaki Toketsu : ryusaki kurisu?
[00:27:48] Clyde : me?
[00:27:54] Emi : Most people know me as NXIA across the web. ; w ;
[00:27:56] Emi : IT's pretty sad.
[00:27:58] @ Shinji : I'm Hunter.
[00:28:10] Ryusaki Toketsu : mhmm
[00:28:14] Emi : NXIA was a name I earned for a typo. xD
[00:28:22] Clyde : shin cant u just look at my techs
[00:28:28] @ Shinji : The Hirumian is known as the Stalker of the hawt girls xD
[00:28:41] Emi : Pfft, then why is he stalking me?
[00:29:01] Shinjou : .
[00:29:08] @ The Hirumian : Because you're beautiful
[00:29:11] @ Shinji : No reason, he just feels like it I bet. -pretends he doesn't know-
[00:29:41] Emi : ...
[00:29:42] Emi : > w >
[00:29:48] Emi : I DON'T TRUST YOU MEN. D:
[00:30:02] @ The Hirumian : >_>
[00:30:07] @ The Hirumian : Fine, don't trust me >_>
[00:30:15] Emi : B-BUT.. ; w ;
[00:30:26] @ Shinji : I thought you were a girl, Sten.
[00:30:31] @ Shinji : XDDD
[00:30:40] Emi : I need Kyrie's bosom to cry on. ; //// ;
[00:30:52] @ Shinji : Get away from her. xD
[00:30:58] @ The Hirumian : Shinji, you want to lose your balls?
[00:31:02] @ Shinji : Cry on Sten's bossoms.
[00:31:06] @ Shinji : *bosoms
[00:31:16] @ Shinji : You've already ripped them off.
[00:31:28] Emi : .. D:
[00:31:29] Emi : Nooo!
[00:31:38] @ Shinji : Then you ripped my dick off when I flashed Emi to prove that Kyrie is mine.
[00:32:17] Ryusaki Toketsu : o.o
[00:32:22] * Ryusaki Toketsu puts on a cup
[00:32:37] @ Shinji : Lawl, yeah, you should.
[00:32:41] @ Shinji : To be on the safe side.
[00:32:44] * Shinjou hids behind Ryusaki Toketsu
[00:32:52] Ryusaki Toketsu : >.>
[00:32:57] Ryusaki Toketsu : i insist you go first
[00:32:57] Shinjou : hides*
[00:33:02] @ Shinji : Who knows? He might one day spontaneously rip the boos of all the girls and sleeps with them.
[00:33:10] @ Shinji : So, you guys better watch out.
[00:33:18] * Shinji grows another dick then puts on a cup.
[00:33:38] Emi : o w o
[00:33:53] * Ryusaki Toketsu walks up to emi with cookies

[02:30:55] Messages cleared by Mr. Polk
[02:30:56] @ Shinji : o.o
[02:30:56] Emi : ✫ _ ✫
[02:31:00] @ Mr. Polk : >>
[02:31:09] @ Mr. Polk : TOKYO POLICE CLUB!
[02:31:22] @ Mr. Polk : ✫w✫
[02:31:37] Emi : ~
[02:32:05] Emi : ಠ_ಠ
[02:32:06] @ Mr. Polk : <_<
[02:32:10] @ Mr. Polk : eww
[02:32:15] Linkin Cleft : \..\ ///-) /../
[02:32:18] Linkin Cleft : the emo kid
[02:32:20] @ Mr. Polk : ಠ_ಠ emi when she wakes up >>
[02:32:26] Emi : Naww..
[02:32:27] Litheral : i can makes a bunny!!!!
[02:32:28] Emi : I'm more like..
[02:32:30] Litheral : () ()
[02:32:32] Litheral : (o.o)
[02:32:36] Emi : (◕-◕)
[02:32:36] Litheral : (u u)@
[02:32:37] Litheral : n n
[02:32:42] @ Shinji : Lawl.
[02:32:43] Emi : No actually.
[02:32:44] Litheral : you kill him!!!!
[02:32:46] Emi : I'm more like: °__°
[02:32:56] Linkin Cleft : i can make fun bags
[02:33:07] Linkin Cleft : (.)(.)
[02:33:29] @ Mr. Polk : O_O
[02:33:35] Litheral : (\_/)
[02:33:41] Litheral : (o.o)
[02:33:45] Litheral : (u u)@
[02:33:46] Litheral : n n
[02:33:50] Emi : (●ゝω)ノ
[02:34:08] Emi :
[02:34:15] Linkin Cleft : SPANK THE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:34:16] Emi :
[02:34:25] @ Shinji : I agree.
[02:34:25] Linkin Cleft : lawl
[02:34:29] @ Shinji : Motion carried.
[02:34:32] @ Mr. Polk : >>
[02:34:43] Emi : ✩ - ✿ - ❀ - ❁ - - ❅ - ❆ - -
[02:35:26] @ Mr. Polk : ahem
[02:35:39] Linkin Cleft : eight/equals sign/equals sign/equals sign....
[02:35:50] Emi : ?
[02:35:54] @ Mr. Polk : ( o Y o ) and ({ }) = tits and vag
[02:36:05] Emi : JADEN.. o - o
[02:36:23] Linkin Cleft : nice
[02:36:30] Linkin Cleft :
[02:36:42] Litheral : anyone play legend of bleach
[02:36:44] Litheral : ?
[02:37:04] @ Shinji : No.
[02:37:28] @ Mr. Polk : >_>
[02:37:29] @ Mr. Polk : naw
[02:38:42] Litheral : ok well i am about to kill Emi on it if that is her
[02:39:03] Emi : Nope. I don't play it. o -o
[02:39:16] @ Mr. Polk : well
[02:39:20] @ Mr. Polk : time for me to go D:
[02:39:27] Kyle Shihouin has joined the chat on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:39 am
[02:39:50] Litheral : bye polka!!!
[02:40:24] @ Shinji : Ey, Kyle.
[02:40:29] Kyle Shihouin : hey guys whats up
[02:40:30] @ Mr. Polk : BURCS
[02:40:31] @ Mr. Polk : fwjw= nb32fgv
[02:40:32] @ Mr. Polk : '
[02:40:32] @ Mr. Polk : dsgkbtm\
[02:40:33] @ Mr. Polk : sb[5]b t
[02:40:33] @ Mr. Polk : vf
[02:40:43] Mr. Polk is Disconnected on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:40 am
[02:40:46] Litheral : hey random person
[02:41:13] Kyle Shihouin : I'm random person?
[02:41:28] Litheral : yups!!!
[02:41:28] Linkin Cleft : k so shall post next shinji or wait for someone besides us?
[02:41:32] Emi : Yup.
[02:41:44] @ Shinji : Sup, Kyle?
[02:41:50] Kyle Shihouin : and why is that? hmm?
[02:41:53] @ Shinji : Kyle, I am gonna delete your exit topic.
[02:41:57] @ Shinji : Cause I am at SS right now.
[02:42:16] Kyle Shihouin : and nothing much just a little bored at the moment
[02:42:30] Kyle Shihouin : Wait what?
[02:42:50] Litheral : cause i am new and your random
[02:43:28] @ Shinji : I am at SS.
[02:43:34] @ Shinji : So, I deleted your exist topic.
[02:43:34] Kyle Shihouin : well then let me introduce myself I am Kyle S, and its a pleasure to meet you Litheral
[02:43:39] @ Shinji : And Linkin is with me.
[02:43:41] Kyle Shihouin : right
[02:43:43] Linkin Cleft : the reapers who invaded our homeland shall pay in blood
[02:43:48] @ Shinji : Wanna assist me in killing a few guys?
[02:43:49] Linkin Cleft : the first law of the quincy
[02:43:54] @ Shinji : Yup.
[02:43:54] Kyle Shihouin : now I'm not a random person XD
[02:44:06] @ Shinji : That is why we followed them to Ss.
[02:44:06] Linkin Cleft : THOU SHALT NOT FUCK WITH THE QUINCY
[02:44:12] @ Shinji : Aye.
[02:44:14] Litheral : no your still random
[02:44:20] Kyle Shihouin : why would I help kill guys on my side?
[02:44:25] @ Shinji : Let us kill them, shall we Mr. Cleft?
[02:44:34] @ Shinji : To get stronger..
[02:44:34] Emi : Kyle.. xD
[02:44:40] Emi : I'm just letting them do their business.
[02:44:44] Linkin Cleft : cause we shall rape you with arrows from a far
[02:44:51] Emi : Invasions/etc. NEVER go down well for me.
[02:45:08] Mr. Shinji is Disconnected on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:45 am
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[02:45:29] Litheral : whoa!!! another random person!!!
[02:45:41] Kyle Shihouin : yeah...
[02:46:16] * Emi prods at Kyle.
[02:46:22] Mr. Cleft is Disconnected on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:46 am
[02:46:24] Mr. Cleft has joined the chat on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:46 am
[02:46:24] Mr. Cleft is Disconnected on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:46 am
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[02:46:41] @ Mr. Shinji : Hello, Mr. Cleft.
[02:46:53] Emi : ... I want to be Mr. Emi
[02:46:53] Litheral : oh where is everyone going!!!
[02:46:55] Litheral : lol
[02:46:56] Mr. Cleft : yes let the blood flow mr. shinji
[02:46:57] Emi : And I'm being serious
[02:47:00] Emi : Mr. Emi
[02:47:17] Mr. Cleft : ...
[02:47:25] Litheral : Emi you got boobs so no Mr for you
[02:47:25] @ Mr. Shinji : Yup.
[02:47:43] @ Mr. Shinji : You're gonna be called" Lady Bitch Emi"
[02:47:45] @ Mr. Shinji : XDDD
[02:48:19] Mr. Cleft : the grand whore queen Emi
[02:48:24] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[02:48:25] Mr. Cleft : jk jk jk
[02:48:37] @ Mr. Shinji : Yes, that is a good idea, Mr. Cleft.
[02:48:52] * Emi wiggles hips.
[02:48:57] Emi : I could be a whore for the right price. ;D
[02:49:14] Mr. Cleft : yes yes quite good Mr. Shinji
[02:49:17] Litheral : 20 bucks!!!
[02:49:35] Emi : Pfftt.
[02:49:36] * Litheral slams 20 dollars on a table
[02:49:43] Emi : A night with me would cost millions.
[02:49:44] Litheral : ok 100!!!!
[02:49:54] @ Mr. Shinji : What would fit her more? Lady whorington Emi or Legendary Whore Emi, what do you think, Mr. Cleft?
[02:49:56] * Emi facepalms.
[02:49:57] Mr. Cleft : what do you say to a silver rupee?
[02:49:57] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[02:49:58] Litheral : nah rather go down the street and get some for free
[02:50:50] Mr. Cleft : whorington fo rsure
[02:50:52] Mr. Cleft : Mr. Shinji
[02:51:12] Emi : XD
[02:51:40] @ Mr. Shinji : Ah, nice choice, Mr. Cleft.
[02:51:45] Mr. Cleft : shall you change your name lady whorington?
[02:51:53] Emi : Whatever makes you happy.
[02:52:12] Mr. Cleft : it would be a grand delight
[02:52:20] Emi : But I'm lazzyy.
[02:52:20] Emi : xD
[02:52:21] Mr. Cleft : bully day
[02:52:29] Litheral : XD i can imagine with you guys with british accents right now haha
[02:52:56] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[02:53:04] @ Mr. Shinji : I shall change her name to Lady Whorington.
[02:53:07] Mr. Cleft : i mean bully bully
[02:53:19] Mr. Cleft : very good Mr. Shinji
[02:53:28] Emi : Ah. Is this where I log out and back in?
[02:53:38] @ Mr. Shinji : Yes.
[02:53:48] Lady Whorington is Disconnected on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:53 am
[02:53:49] Lady Whorington has joined the chat on Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:53 am
[02:53:50] Mr. Cleft : quite right
[02:53:58] Lady Whorington : Good day, chaps.
[02:54:00] @ Mr. Shinji : Ah, Mr. Cleft, is this worthy of the funniest forum chat box moments?
[02:54:08] Mr. Cleft : welcome Lady Whorington
[02:54:10] @ Mr. Shinji : Well, hello there, Lady Whorington.
[02:54:14] Litheral : wow this all started cause i said emi was a protestute haha
[02:54:23] Lady Whorington : Nice to be here. :'D
[02:54:33] Mr. Cleft : perhaps Mr. Shinji
[02:55:05] Mr. Cleft : yes yes very good lith
[02:55:14] @ Mr. Shinji : Lady Whorington, would you like some tea?
[02:55:16] Mr. Cleft : here is a dollar
[02:55:16] * Lady Whorington skips around naked.
[02:55:19] Lady Whorington : Oh no need for tea.
[02:55:24] Lady Whorington : I have to sleep with men! D:
[02:55:34] Mr. Cleft : bully
[02:56:16] @ Mr. Shinji : Oh, do you want to sleep with me, Lady Whorington, hm?
[02:56:29] Lady Whorington : How much are you paying?
[02:56:43] Mr. Cleft : no no Mr. Shinji she means me
[02:56:51] @ Mr. Shinji : Around one thousand dollars, Lady Whorington.
[02:57:00] @ Mr. Shinji : No, no, no, Mr. Cleft, she means both of us.

[02:57:08] Lady Whorington : Pft.
[02:57:12] Lady Whorington : You'll be paying double.
[02:57:13] Mr. Cleft : yes yes quite right
[02:57:13] Litheral : lith shall video tape!!!
[02:57:57] Mr. Cleft : i have only one request Lady Whorington
[02:58:03] @ Mr. Shinji : I shall pay 5 thousand dollars.
[02:58:14] Mr. Cleft : that you shall exclaim BULLY at your climax
[02:58:28] Lady Whorington : ...
[02:58:32] Lady Whorington : XD
[02:58:59] Mr. Cleft : and i shall throw in an extra three thousand pounds
[02:59:01] @ Mr. Shinji : Mr. Cleft, what fore play are you going to use on her when you have sexual intercourse?
[02:59:21] Lady Whorington : Oi, oi, oi.
[02:59:22] @ Mr. Shinji : I shall add two thousand euros and five hundred pounds.
[02:59:24] Lady Whorington : No funny shit. D8<
[02:59:26] Mr. Cleft : well Mr. Shinji i was thinking about beating her with a vase
[02:59:27] Lady Whorington : Just get straight to the business.
[02:59:38] @ Mr. Shinji : Ah, I see.
[02:59:50] @ Mr. Shinji : Are you planning on making her suck your genitalia?
[02:59:59] @ Mr. Shinji : Hmm, Mr. cleft?
[03:00:05] Mr. Cleft : that really gets wilber going
[03:00:28] Mr. Cleft : isn't that right wilber
[03:00:42] Kyle Shihouin has been disconnected the Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:00 am (session timeout)
[03:00:47] Lady Whorington : ... XDDD
[03:00:48] * Mr. Cleft looks at crotch and pats it like a dog
[03:00:50] @ Mr. Shinji : Frank is the same.
[03:01:02] Mr. Cleft : good boy
[03:01:20] @ Mr. Shinji : Mr. Cleft, are you planning on starting slowly then faster each thrust?
[03:01:29] Mr. Cleft : yes yes very good
[03:01:57] Mr. Cleft : it is all the same as long as we have a bully time
[03:02:08] * Lady Whorington gigglesnorts and keels over.
[03:02:11] Mr. Cleft : Mr. Shinji
[03:02:12] Lady Whorington : OH LORD, MY LUNGS. DX
[03:02:24] * Mr. Cleft prepares the vase
[03:02:46] @ Mr. Shinji : Mr. Cleft, I prefer punishing her with a whip.
[03:02:48] Mr. Cleft : looks like we shall begin
[03:02:53] Mr. Cleft : Mr. Shinji
[03:02:54] Lady Whorington : .. WHIP? <3
[03:03:08] @ Mr. Shinji : Yes, you two can begin first, Mr. Cleft.
[03:03:09] Mr. Cleft : we shall do both
[03:03:20] Mr. Cleft : BULLY
[03:03:25] @ Mr. Shinji : A mighty fine choice, Mr. Cleft.
[03:03:38] Lady Whorington : ...
[03:03:41] Lady Whorington : My fucking lungs.
[03:03:43] * Mr. Cleft smacks Lady Whorington with the vase
[03:03:50] * Lady Whorington K.O'd.
[03:03:54] Mr. Cleft : she is all yours Mr. Shinji
[03:04:48] @ Mr. Shinji : Mr. Cleft, please continue.
[03:04:48] Mr. Cleft : i believe that thismay qualify for the funniest chat box after all, wouldn't you say Mr. Shinji
[03:04:54] @ Mr. Shinji : I shall wait until you are finished.
[03:05:04] @ Mr. Shinji : Oh really?

Mr. Cleft, you do not need to pay me back, it was quite entertaining just by watching.

As I recall Lady Whorington failed to actually perform any services. But none the less as to avoid the law chasing me down I shall pay the promised three thousand pounds.

Mr. Cleft whistles and a large truck enters

There you are my lady, three thousand pounds, all in bricks. XDD

11:20:19] Litheral : basically haha
[11:20:43] Litheral : i just need a day at the beach and i am fine
[11:21:06] @ Mr. Shinji : I hate sunlight so I avoid the beach.
[11:21:29] Litheral : well i love to swim to yeah
[11:21:38] Mr. Cleft : i burn like a pice of dry wood
[11:21:44] Mr. Cleft : piece*
[11:21:58] @ Mr. Shinji : I burn like a piece of handsome meat xD JK
[11:22:05] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:22:21] Litheral : i tan like a badass steak
[11:22:28] Litheral : medium rare
[11:22:45] Mr. Cleft : so when we burn i cook your asses?
[11:22:47] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:23:02] Litheral : well maybe
[11:23:04] @ Mr. Shinji : xD
[11:23:12] Litheral : i am hairy so i will smell bad
[11:23:24] Mr. Cleft : XD
[11:24:15] @ Mr. Shinji : I don't have much hair cause I have an army buzz cut.
[11:24:17] Litheral : well yeah about most of my body has hair on me
[11:24:34] Litheral : i got long pot head hair
[11:24:42] Litheral : its curls and everything
[11:25:02] Litheral : so shinji you are in military school or private school?
[11:25:19] @ Mr. Shinji : None, I just have this haircut.
[11:25:26] @ Mr. Shinji : Since I was 11 actually.
[11:25:29] Litheral : ahhh!
[11:25:35] Mr. Cleft : huh, well i got me a mop top
[11:25:46] Litheral : how old are you?
[11:25:50] Litheral : o.O?
[11:25:59] @ Mr. Shinji : 15.
[11:26:11] Mr. Cleft : i used to get buzzed a lot but then my hair got so thick it gave me head aches
[11:26:50] Litheral : god you made yourself sound like an 18 year old haha, well i have been growing my hair out for about 2 years
[11:27:00] Litheral : 2 years in june
[11:27:06] @ Mr. Shinji : Lawl.
[11:27:21] Litheral : and it was a buzz cut as well
[11:27:45] Mr. Cleft : my hair has been growing since i was twelve and has only been trimmed for the schools dress code
[11:27:55] Mr. Cleft : ever since
[11:28:35] @ Mr. Shinji : Lawl, 2 years?
[11:28:40] @ Mr. Shinji : Your hair must be long.
[11:29:12] Mr. Cleft : 2 years is nothing
[11:29:18] Mr. Cleft : i been going for 5
[11:29:28] Litheral : when one of my friends straighten it its down to my ribs
[11:29:43] Mr. Cleft : DAMN
[11:29:54] Mr. Cleft : thats badass
[11:30:13] @ Mr. Shinji : Lawl.
[11:30:20] @ Mr. Shinji : You must be an old school hippie.
[11:30:48] Litheral : haha yeah pothead haha
[11:31:00] Litheral : from what people at school call me
[11:31:05] Mr. Cleft : btw lith how do you like the name i gave the game?
[11:31:15] @ Mr. Shinji : I'm an old school soldier that doesn't like long hair.
[11:31:17] Mr. Cleft : you know Super Mega Awesomely Epic Zombie Apocalypse 8"
[11:31:32] Litheral : badass name!!!
[11:31:47] Mr. Cleft : right right
[11:31:55] Litheral : i would spend 100 dollars playing that game if it were really
[11:32:03] Litheral : just to play for the name
[11:32:04] @ Mr. Shinji : Lawl.
[11:32:04] Mr. Cleft : number 8
[11:32:12] Mr. Cleft : that means that there are 7 more
[11:32:18] Mr. Cleft : at least
[11:32:30] @ Mr. Shinji : Oh, did you know my real name is Super Mega Awesomely Epic Zombie Apocalypse 8, so pay me 100 bucks.
[11:32:34] @ Mr. Shinji : *dollars
[11:32:45] @ Mr. Shinji : *english dollars
[11:32:55] Litheral : haha
[11:33:12] Mr. Cleft : so shinji you want lith to play you?
[11:33:14] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:33:31] @ Mr. Shinji : Lmao.
[11:33:35] Litheral : you mean american cause if so then you are getting ripped cause Uk currency is like 200% more vauluable
[11:33:40] @ Mr. Shinji : As long as it gets me the money.
[11:33:51] @ Mr. Shinji : I know.
[11:33:56] @ Mr. Shinji : UK pounds are good too, but..
[11:33:57] Litheral : come here and my hair will play with u
[11:34:07] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:34:07] @ Mr. Shinji : you can twist that and make it 100 pounds in bricks.
[11:34:13] @ Mr. Shinji : Lawl.
[11:34:58] Litheral : haha dreds
[11:34:58] Mr. Cleft : that was 3000 thank you
[11:35:06] @ Mr. Shinji : XDDD
[11:35:06] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:35:29] Litheral : i basically have like dreds but not as small
[11:35:38] @ Mr. Shinji : You should've made it 3k pounds of cock xDDD
[11:35:55] @ Mr. Shinji : I don't know if I mean chicken or junior down stairs.
[11:36:14] Mr. Cleft : you mean wilber
[11:36:25] Mr. Cleft : how do you know his exct weight
[11:36:27] @ Mr. Shinji : Well, mine is called Junior.
[11:36:36] @ Mr. Shinji : LMFAO!

11:39:22] Mr. Cleft : oh well then its ok
[11:39:23] @ Mr. Shinji : LIES!
[11:39:28] @ Mr. Shinji : XDD
[11:39:35] Litheral : she became to touchy grabby
[11:39:49] Mr. Cleft : come now shinji let the man have his balls
[11:39:50] @ Mr. Shinji : Idiot... That's exactly what we want.
[11:39:58] @ Mr. Shinji : I bet she was about to do it with you.
[11:40:15] @ Mr. Shinji : Though it's kinda impossible considering you need a dick JK
[11:40:15] Litheral : nah we did that ages ago
[11:40:23] @ Mr. Shinji : Haha, another lie.
[11:40:29] @ Mr. Shinji : Well, what do you mean by touchy grabby?
[11:40:31] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:40:37] @ Mr. Shinji : Like she wanted to do a blow job?
[11:40:39] Mr. Cleft : clingy?
[11:40:56] Litheral : clingy and well me and her could never watch a movie
[11:40:57] @ Mr. Shinji : Clingy is fine as long as you get to nail her on a daily basis.
[11:41:15] Litheral : i did....
[11:41:25] Litheral : well i like that but she made my neck raw
[11:41:25] @ Mr. Shinji : You're a nice man then.
[11:41:28] @ Mr. Shinji : XDD
[11:41:48] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:42:22] Litheral : we did it behind a church in a car, her room, almost in a pool, and almost in her living room
[11:42:24] @ Mr. Shinji : Crap, I shouldn't have broken up with my GF two days ago, if I didn't I could be getting it right now.
[11:42:30] @ Mr. Shinji : Lawl.
[11:42:39] @ Mr. Shinji : Two almost?
[11:42:55] @ Mr. Shinji : And behind a church?
[11:43:01] @ Mr. Shinji : Her room is fine.
[11:43:05] @ Mr. Shinji : a bed is comfy.
[11:43:07] Litheral : i meant to put a comma after church
[11:43:48] @ Mr. Shinji : So, since behind a church, what? You did it at the sidewalk while the cars in the parking lot pass by?
[11:43:54] Mr. Cleft : a variety of venues i see
[11:44:17] Litheral : nah in the car we were a parking lot and her mom was working out at some place
[11:44:27] Litheral : and the church had like woods behind it
[11:44:29] @ Mr. Shinji : Lawl, burn.
[11:44:35] @ Mr. Shinji : so it was her mama's car?
[11:44:48] @ Mr. Shinji : BURNITUDE! -h5's Litheral-
[11:45:11] Mr. Cleft : h5
[11:45:12] Litheral : -high fives back-
[11:45:22] @ Mr. Shinji : If her mom was a MILF, do you think she'd join in if she saw you two?
[11:46:20] Litheral : i doubt it
[11:46:39] Litheral : but her car was still getting fixed at the time
[11:46:44] @ Mr. Shinji : Ah, honest one, you are. xD
[11:46:48] @ Mr. Shinji : I see.
[11:46:59] @ Mr. Shinji : Well, does the heater work?
[11:47:02] Litheral : her mom would had killed us
[11:47:15] Mr. Cleft : danger
[11:47:20] Mr. Cleft : always nice
[11:47:21] @ Mr. Shinji : Cause if she caught you two you could say "It was getting too hot in here so we started stripping and one thing led to another"
[11:47:24] @ Mr. Shinji : XDD
[11:47:27] Litheral : yeah it did but ehh it was nice
[11:47:32] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:47:49] Litheral : lol and Emi said you guys were the pervs
[11:47:55] @ Mr. Shinji : Or you were molested by the girl.
[11:47:59] Litheral : i am telling you guys my sex life lol
[11:48:00] @ Mr. Shinji : Lmao.
[11:48:05] Litheral : not if i was on top
[11:48:26] @ Mr. Shinji : You could say" GF's MOM! Your dirty daughter raped me and put me on top of her!"
[11:48:27] @ Mr. Shinji : XDDD
[11:48:43] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:49:19] Litheral : haha that could had worked
[11:49:25] @ Mr. Shinji : Don't forget to seem innocent and tear up.
[11:49:43] @ Mr. Shinji : Afterwards run like hell while she calls the cops to tell them about a murder.
[11:49:49] @ Mr. Shinji : XDDDDD
[11:50:17] Litheral : yeah i killed her daughter with my penis of justice!
[11:50:49] @ Mr. Shinji : xD Not her daughter, you... Her mama would've killed you either way for seeing her daughter naked.
[11:50:56] @ Mr. Shinji : So, she made the report beforehand.
[11:51:00] @ Mr. Shinji : xD
[11:51:17] Litheral : her mom still thinks she is a virgin
[11:51:21] @ Mr. Shinji : Penis of justice eh? I call mine" Penis of pleasure" haha.
[11:51:30] @ Mr. Shinji : Lmao, gullible mom that is.
[11:51:51] Litheral : yes she is haha
[11:52:31] @ Mr. Shinji : Is her mom hawt?
[11:52:36] @ Mr. Shinji : Or she an ordinary mom?
[11:52:44] Mr. Cleft : no mom is ordinary
[11:52:54] Litheral : her mom got a nice body
[11:53:42] Mr. Cleft : how nice
[11:53:54] Mr. Cleft : what is the a2t ratio
[11:54:01] @ Mr. Shinji : Nice body?
[11:54:05] Litheral : nice big ass and boobs
[11:54:06] @ Mr. Shinji : Then fuck her.
[11:54:19] @ Mr. Shinji : She's definitely a MILF.
[11:54:19] Mr. Cleft : rape da bitch
[11:54:26] @ Mr. Shinji : Tasty MILF's.
[11:54:30] @ Mr. Shinji : Aye.
[11:54:38] Litheral : nah she is a super christina
[11:54:38] Mr. Cleft : unless that bigg ass is saggy
[11:54:44] Mr. Cleft : big*
[11:54:45] Litheral : christian
[11:54:58] @ Mr. Shinji : So what?
[11:55:01] Litheral : nah its wasn't it was like firm in a way
[11:55:02] @ Mr. Shinji : You can still do her.
[11:55:13] @ Mr. Shinji : I mean, thrust it repeatedly if you've forgotten.
[11:56:04] Litheral : its hard not to remember
[11:56:07] @ Mr. Shinji : It's easy, get her drunk, then high, then wear a mask that looks like her boyfriend/husband and then turn off the lights and imitate her lover or something then you do her.
[11:56:18] @ Mr. Shinji : No, it's impossible not to remember xD
[11:56:27] @ Mr. Shinji : Even if you've lost all your memories.
[11:56:31] @ Mr. Shinji : You still know how to do it.
[11:56:54] Litheral : wow shinji you are really into this
[11:57:07] @ Mr. Shinji : I know.
[11:57:22] Litheral : well brb need to brush my teeth
[11:57:25] @ Mr. Shinji : Cause I've always wanted to do this one MILF, but I wasn't able to.
[11:57:38] @ Mr. Shinji : So, now I wanna help all the young bastards to do a MILF.
[11:57:41] @ Mr. Shinji : MWUHAHA
[11:57:42] Mr. Cleft : btw lith i repiled to the arcade post
[11:58:58] Mr. Cleft : brush teeth is code for something
[11:59:04] Mr. Cleft : i just know it
[11:59:09] Mr. Cleft : lawl
[11:59:40] @ Mr. Shinji : Lmao.
[11:59:50] @ Mr. Shinji : Code for training Wilber I bet.
[11:59:57] Mr. Cleft : yup
[12:00:00] @ Mr. Shinji : Ah, those poor pillows of his.
[12:00:05] @ Mr. Shinji : Y'know something?
[12:00:11] @ Mr. Shinji : I've never masturbated before.
[12:00:19] Mr. Cleft : really?
[12:00:25] Mr. Cleft : thats unnatural
[12:00:47] @ Mr. Shinji : Yup.
[12:00:59] @ Mr. Shinji : For one thing I have no idea how.
[12:01:03] Mr. Cleft : well congrats i guess.....
[12:01:14] Mr. Cleft : dont know how???
[12:01:24] @ Mr. Shinji : Yeah.
[12:02:02] @ Mr. Shinji : Do you?
[12:02:21] Mr. Cleft : everyone but you does
[12:02:52] @ Mr. Shinji : Damn.
[12:03:06] Mr. Cleft : yup
[12:03:08] @ Mr. Shinji : Well, it isn't general knowledge for me.
[12:03:21] @ Mr. Shinji : If I get horny, I either kiss a girl, do a girl, or just take a look at a few pictures.
[12:03:27] @ Mr. Shinji : Mostly take a look at pictures.
[12:04:29] Mr. Cleft : i see
[12:04:49] Mr. Cleft : perhaps i should make you a step by step tutorial
[12:04:52] Mr. Cleft : lalw
[12:04:56] Mr. Cleft : lawl*
[12:05:19] @ Mr. Shinji : xD Let me guess.
[12:05:25] @ Mr. Shinji : You thrust it to a pillow or something?
[12:05:48] Mr. Cleft : all you need is a dick and a free hand
[12:06:37] @ Mr. Shinji : And then?
[12:07:12] Mr. Cleft : apply lube to dick A and then rub with free hand B
[12:07:22] Mr. Cleft : lube is optional btw
[12:07:31] Litheral : well guys i got to go to school
[12:07:39] Litheral : peace
[12:07:42] Litheral is Disconnected on Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:07 pm
[12:07:56] Mr. Cleft : wow i pitylith
[12:08:01] @ Mr. Shinji : Lawl.
[12:08:08] Mr. Cleft : im on spring break this week
[12:08:38] @ Mr. Shinji : Cool.
[12:09:13] Mr. Cleft : so i gots lots of free time

[13:13:25] Mr. Cleft : that is a little sad
[13:14:19] Mr. Cleft : well then i shall switch accounts to avoid confusion and post in his app
[13:14:58] Zane has joined the chat on Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:14 pm
[13:14:59] @ Mr. Shinji : Lawl.
[13:15:08] Zane : and switch
[13:16:02] @ Mr. Shinji : WHO BE YOU BITCH!
[13:16:03] @ Mr. Shinji : XD
[13:17:25] Zane : i am your father
[13:17:27] Zane : lawl
[13:17:38] Zane : dat who i be
[13:17:39] @ Mr. Shinji : Lmao.
[13:17:48] @ Mr. Shinji : I am everyones FATHER!
[13:17:54] @ Mr. Shinji : You can ask my many sons.
[13:17:59] @ Mr. Shinji : For example Junior.
[13:18:02] Zane : then this is a bit ackward
[13:18:12] Zane : i am my own father's father
[13:18:14] @ Mr. Shinji : Not the junior downstairs, but the other junior.
[13:18:18] @ Mr. Shinji : Lmao.
[13:18:20] @ Mr. Shinji : funny.
[13:18:29] Zane : incest

Dude, you think that everything is funny >_>.
Might aswell post everything you say on here >_>

Lawl, not my fault I think everything is funny eh? xD I try to make everything funny cause life is so dull without a little funny in it.

[23:05:06] Akuma : Emi, I may be gay but I'm not turning on another girl on the internet O-oO
[23:05:49] Akuma : ...Oops, I didn't mean to say that. /Erase
[23:06:03] Akuma : How the hell to you delete messages? ><
[23:06:14] Emi : xD You can't.
[23:06:19] Emi : Unless you're an admin/mod.
[23:06:20] Emi : o w o
[23:06:23] Emi : THEN YOU JUST CLEAR! >8D
[23:06:25] H Zero Zero : I was having a random conversation with some random chick I didn't know on MSN... She tried to get meh credit card number O_O
[23:06:33] Akuma : Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[18:42:43] * Shiiro rubs vigerously.

[18:42:51] Shiiro : o.o.

[18:42:58] Shiiro : that sounds dirty XD.

[18:43:10] * Shiiro LHAO's.

[18:43:44] @ Razeil Fisto : >_>.

[18:43:48] @ Razeil Fisto : [18:42:43] * Shiiro rubs vigerously.

[18:44:00] @ Razeil Fisto : [18:41:41] Rommel : That's amazing!.

[18:44:11] @ Razeil Fisto : I have made a sex movie..

[18:44:13] @ Razeil Fisto : Enjoy.

[18:44:41] @ Razeil Fisto : And now.

[18:44:44] Shiiro : XD.

[18:44:45] @ Razeil Fisto : The full movie .

[18:44:59] Rommel : The full two sentences yay..

[18:45:35] @ Razeil Fisto : [18:42:43] * Shiiro rubs vigerously, [18:39:53] Shiiro : dammit, [18:41:41] Rommel : That's amazing!, [18:32:32] * Shiiro regrets it now.

[18:45:42] Shiiro : xD.

[18:45:44] @ Razeil Fisto : LAWL!!!!!.

[18:45:49] Shiiro : LMAO.

[18:45:56] Shiiro : XD.

[18:45:57] Rommel : lolz.

[18:48:39] @ Razeil Fisto : [18:42:43] * Shiiro rubs vigerously, [18:39:53] Shiiro : dammit, [18:41:41] Rommel : That's amazing!, [18:32:32] * Shiiro regrets it now, [18:29:29] Shiiro : the smell makes me sick.

[18:49:02] @ Razeil Fisto :
[18:49:03] Shiiro : XD.

[18:49:12] @ Razeil Fisto : >>.

[18:49:13] @ Razeil Fisto : <<

[16:36:23] Shiiro-chan : special with a capital P >.>
[16:36:24] Ryusaki Toketsu : i had the same thoghts as you chinou
[16:36:30] @ Chinou : Haha, alright then.
[16:36:30] Ryusaki Toketsu : figured all pedophiles were bad
[16:36:35] Emiko : ... ROFL..
[16:36:37] Ryusaki Toketsu : touching underage kids and what not.....
[16:36:38] Emiko : SHII. WHEN YOU SAID THAT.
[16:36:38] Tsuneo : you are a pedo that is nice while you rape young children
[16:36:42] @ Chinou : Haha :p
[16:36:44] Emiko : I JUST THOUGHT, "WAIT.. SPECIAL DOESN'T HAVE A P.."

[00:15:14] Claus : It is merely a dream. . .

[00:15:23] Tsuneo : i see

[00:15:25] @ Yasuo Makoto : I kick you Claus!

[00:15:29] @ Yasuo Makoto : I KICK YOU!

[00:15:31] Yasuo Makoto has been kicked by Yasuo Makoto

[00:15:33] Claus : ...

[07:25:55] Ajaket : I'mma make you use Bankai, then release my Res and take you on!
[07:25:57] Ajaket : Anyhow.
[07:26:00] Ajaket : On second thought.
[07:26:10] Ajaket : I'm in desperate need of a shower and a nap >.>;;
[07:26:10] @ Razeil Fisto : [07:25:55] Ajaket : I'mma make you use Bankai, then release my Res and take you on!
[07:26:15] @ Razeil Fisto : Don't you mean
[07:26:16] @ The Hunter : Ey, you said in your first post you forgot your zan.
[07:26:20] @ The Hunter : *ress
[07:26:27] Ajaket : XD
[07:26:30] @ Razeil Fisto : [07:25:55] Ajaket : I'mma make you use Bankai, then release my Res and take you on full force, a good assfucking!
[07:26:36] Ajaket : I carry two swords with me.
[07:26:40] @ Razeil Fisto : >_>
[07:26:48] @ Razeil Fisto : [07:26:36] Ajaket : I carry two swords with me.
[07:26:50] Ajaket : One's my twin's (Kenryu), a longsword ... and the other's mine(a knife)
[07:26:53] @ Razeil Fisto : LAEL THE TIMING IS PERFECt
[07:26:53] @ The Hunter : You damned cheater. xD
[07:26:54] Ajaket : LOL
[07:26:55] @ Razeil Fisto : lawl
[07:27:05] Ajaket : Oh gawd
[07:27:07] @ The Hunter : You planned this, didn't you?
[07:27:08] Ajaket : Nooo!
[07:27:09] Ajaket : /clear
[07:27:13] @ Razeil Fisto : Lawl >_> hahaha
[07:27:13] Ajaket : /clear
[07:27:14] Ajaket : /clear
[07:27:15] Ajaket : SHIT!
[07:27:17] Ajaket : NOOOOOO!
[07:27:23] @ Razeil Fisto : COPYINH AND SAVING

[07:32:08] Johannes Debeil has joined the chat on Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:32 am

[07:32:18] Johannes Debeil : FISTTT ATTACK

[07:32:32] @ The Hunter : WHO BE YOUU BITCH!?

[07:32:35] * Razeil Fisto hits Johannes upside the head. *

[07:32:39] * Razeil Fisto connects. *

[07:32:43] @ Razeil Fisto : Shut the fuck up >_>

[07:32:43] * Ajaket punts Hunter *

[07:32:48] Ajaket : $()&%#^&()*%^*($)(%^&#*($(&%$*(#&

[07:32:51] * Johannes Debeil is hit and enrages him.

[07:32:54] * Johannes Debeil punts Raz

[07:32:57] * Johannes Debeil connects

[07:32:59] Ajaket : Good lord.

[07:33:09] Ajaket : Johannes is about to become the next Day Star!

[07:33:14] @ The Hunter : NEVAH!

[07:33:14] * Razeil Fisto is punted 1 centimeter. *

[07:33:18] @ Razeil Fisto : Weak ass bitch >_>

[07:33:29] Johannes Debeil : Next, day star?

[07:33:35] * Johannes Debeil whimpers

[07:33:44] Ajaket : Goes you'll go 'twinkle'

[07:33:46] Ajaket : and sparkle

[07:33:54] Ajaket : LIKE TEH GAY VAMPIRES FROM TWILIGHT

[07:33:59] @ Razeil Fisto : >_>

[07:34:00] @ Razeil Fisto : <_<

[07:34:01] Johannes Debeil : Like team rocket?

[07:34:09] Johannes Debeil : I LIKE TWILIGHT!

[07:34:14] Johannes Debeil : I think ts amazing

[07:34:19] * Ajaket runs and then returns with Fire, Holy Water, Blessed Silver Bullets, and a Wooden Stake *

[07:34:19] @ Razeil Fisto : Edward Cullen the bountou eh?

[07:34:21] Ajaket : It's okay.

[07:34:35] @ Razeil Fisto : >_>

[07:34:37] * Ajaket ties Johannes to a cross *

[07:34:42] @ Razeil Fisto : How disgraceful.

[07:34:46] Akemi Rin Yoshiko has been disconnected the Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:34 am (session timeout)

[07:35:06] * Johannes Debeil oh noez

[07:35:21] * Ajaket douses Johan with holy water, sets the wooden cross abalze, fires several Blessed silver bullets into his head and then impales the wooden stake into his heart *

[07:35:23] * Ajaket connects *

[07:35:27] * Ajaket makes in un-voidable

[07:35:32] Johannes Debeil : TWILIGHT FTW!!

[07:35:35] * Ajaket makes it unavoidable

[07:35:42] * Johannes Debeil is burnt, stakes etc

[07:35:42] * Ajaket kills Johannes *

[07:35:47] * Razeil Fisto negates Ajakets movements. *

[07:35:53] Ajaket : Damn.

[07:36:00] Ajaket : I forgot Jade was here >.>;;

[07:36:02] @ Razeil Fisto : You forget to make it non-negateable.

[07:36:06] * Johannes Debeil is set free, SUPPA PUNTA AJA!

[07:36:08] @ Razeil Fisto : NOOB

[07:36:09] @ Razeil Fisto : lawl

[07:36:09] Conrad Wilhelm : Hello, Asran-san.

[07:36:21] Johannes Debeil : Morning, Conrad

[07:36:27] Johannes Debeil : How you be on this fair morning?

[07:36:33] * Ajaket is punted a millimeter

[07:36:34] Conrad Wilhelm : How are you doing?

[07:36:38] Ajaket : This is a punt?

[07:36:38] Conrad Wilhelm : Ah, dead-tired.

[07:36:43] Ajaket : I know I'm fat, but seriously.

[07:36:46] Johannes Debeil : I said SUPPA, damn it ¬.¬;

[07:36:51] * Razeil Fisto beheads ajaket, thus killing him. *

[07:36:54] * Razeil Fisto connects. *

[07:37:02] @ Razeil Fisto : >_>

[07:37:04] * Johannes Debeil pisses on Aja's corpse.

[07:37:05] * Ajaket revives after Death *

[07:37:11] @ Razeil Fisto : LAWL

[07:37:15] @ Razeil Fisto : Revived to being pissed on

[07:37:16] @ Razeil Fisto : lawl

[07:37:22] Johannes Debeil : Lawl

[07:37:23] Johannes Debeil : xD

[07:37:24] * Ajaket sits calmly from a staircase as Johannes pisses on a doll *

[07:37:24] @ Yasuo Makoto : Ah. Posted.

[07:37:30] @ Razeil Fisto : Johannes is R-kelly >_>

[07:37:39] Ajaket : Damn

[07:37:44] Conrad Wilhelm : YES

[07:37:45] Johannes Debeil : I wanna be Edward D8<

[07:37:46] Conrad Wilhelm : And I am.

[07:37:49] Conrad Wilhelm : Billy Joel.

[07:37:55] * Conrad Wilhelm drives his car into a tree

[07:37:57] Johannes Debeil : LAWL.

[07:38:06] Ajaket : XD

[07:38:08] Ajaket : Well, good night all.

[07:38:16] Ajaket : I'm off to take a 4 hour nap >.>;;

[07:38:16] @ Razeil Fisto : Peace

[07:38:16] Johannes Debeil : DA BEECHES!

[07:38:19] Johannes Debeil : Laters, Aja.

[07:38:19] Conrad Wilhelm : Lawl.

[07:38:21] @ Razeil Fisto : Im saving this convo

[07:38:22] Ajaket : If I fail to return, assume I am dead.

[07:38:28] Johannes Debeil : Lawl.

[07:38:29] Ajaket : (JK)

[07:38:31] Conrad Wilhelm : They never took that bastard's driver's licsence away.

[07:38:35] Johannes Debeil : Yeah, post it up Raz.

[07:38:36] Conrad Wilhelm : See you, Hei,.

[07:38:39] Conrad Wilhelm : .*

[20:12:14] Ajaket : Point taken.
[20:12:23] Ajaket : Myself, but not as much as he.
[20:12:31] Ajaket : Annnnways
[20:12:37] Ajaket : This box is crashing my netbook.
[20:12:52] Ajaket : So I'll log off, PM my votes, and type out my post to the fight.
[20:12:55] Ajaket : Toodles.
[20:12:58] @ The Hunter : That sounds dirty.
[20:12:59] Claus : I cannot believe that my GFX are so smexy T_T
[20:13:04] Ajaket is Disconnected on Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:13 pm : Finishing up things.
[20:13:07] @ The Hunter : [20:12:37] Ajaket : This box is crashing my netbook. << DIRTY
[20:13:13] Claus : XD
[20:13:19] @ The Hunter : [20:12:55] Ajaket : Toodles. <<<<< GAY!
[20:13:24] Claus : LMAO!
[20:13:27] Claus : OMFG
[20:13:29] Claus : XD
[20:13:33] Ajaket has joined the chat on Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:13 pm
[20:13:36] Claus : You caught that too.
[20:13:39] Ajaket : XD
[20:13:41] Ajaket : SHUT UP!
[20:13:43] Ajaket : Anyhow
[20:13:50] @ The Hunter : Haha.
[20:13:58] Claus : I only joke.......
[20:14:04] Claus : Toodles Ajacket....
[20:14:06] Claus is Disconnected on Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:14 pm
[20:14:06] Ajaket : I think you better put in a warning about only voting one person, cause there are some idiots lurking upon this forum who might not get the hint.
[20:14:15] @ The Hunter : [20:13:41] Ajaket : SHUT UP! <<< Sounds dirty if you change the Up to It.
[20:14:16] Ajaket : GRAR
[20:14:31] Ajaket : Missed him.
[20:14:39] Ajaket : Tzai jen.
[20:14:43] Ajaket is Disconnected on Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:14 pm
[20:14:49] @ The Hunter : [20:14:16] Ajaket : GRAR <<< Sounds like an angry gay.
[20:15:02] @ The Hunter : [20:14:31] Ajaket : Missed him. << Sounds dirty and gay.
[20:15:11] @ Chinou : o.o
[20:15:14] @ Chinou : LMao
[20:15:14] Claus has joined the chat on Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:15 pm
[20:15:44] Claus : I haven't actually noticed how Pwsome chuck norris is. . .
[20:15:53] @ The Hunter : Wb, Zaq.